When you approach me at 8:00 on a Monday morning and start off with, "Can you do me a favor?," you officially give me the permission to shoot you on the crotch with three red paint balls.
For a Monday right after daylight savings time, I'm dealing with extraordinarily lazy shit here. Not only did I have to contend with the fact that I lost an hour worth of sleep because we had to advance our clocks 60 minutes ahead, I was also greeted by two wonderful officemates as soon as I sat at my desk.
I will go to Islands and indulge, paint ball gun in hand.
Get off my back or I'll shoot.
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