And it went something like this

Dumbass (DA): And I know when a guy is planning to make the moves. It's so obvious.
Pecker: What if he tells you something you don't wanna know?
DA: There is nothing I don't wanna know. Only rule is to never expect.
Pecker: Good rule.
DA: (Thinks to self.) Doh! Gobble gobble gobble! (This is me eating words.)

Bow.

Tonight, I will sleep with my head under the pillows, hoping to not wake up tomorrow.

So there! Bear witness to my peg at stupidity, of not owing it to myself to keep my mouth shut.
Of being indestrcutibly smart.

Good grief.