On Friday, I saw Brad Pitt's butt. It was the most wonderful, near-heaven experience of my life. Also, it is the first naked butt I have seen in a while.
I told Pecker about it as soon as I got home.
Then, I had a nightmare the next morning.
Ack.
I have painfully discovered that the only thing to counter Pecker's "sweet dreams" is fantazing about Brad's butt.
I thought that "sweet dreams" meant dreaming of his (Brad's) butt.
Ugh.
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